Embroidered script lettering on a cuffed black beanie. The word is “Trash.” You know what you did.
Soft acrylic knit, fits most heads, stays put when you’re pretending you have your life together at the grocery store. The contrast stitching is clean enough that people can read it from across the room.
Perfect for anyone who’s done performing competence. Wear it to the studio at 2am, wear it to pick up your kids from school, wear it on a first date to communicate realistic expectations early.
This beanie will outlive your current existential crisis. Machine washable, unlike your reputation.
Finished with a pom-pom on top, it offers tons of warmth and comfort, and is destined to find its way into all your favorite cold-weather looks.
